Conversations with Georgie

Everyday George and I have hilarious conversations so I thought I would share a few:

(While driving in the car)
George: How do you fall in love?
Me: Hmmm...well you feel it in your heart...
George: Where is my heart?
Me: It is in your chest.
George: Does it talk?
Me: No but it beats.
George: Well isn't that like talking? (In an "Im right" tone)
Me: I suppose so.

(Later in the car)
George: Are we on Earth?
Me: Yep.
George: Why am I on Earth?
Me: You made the right choice to be born on Earth to learn and grow and have experiences...
George: Well, I want to make the wrong choice and go to outer space.
Me: (trying not to laugh) When you grow up you can be an astronaut and go to outerspace.
George: When I'm a grown up daddy?
Me: Yeah when you have kids of your own...do you think that will be fun?
George: What's a kid?
Me: You and Ollie are kids.
George: I'm a little boy. (not a kid)
Me: Do you want to have little boys of your own?
George: Yeah.
Me: How many?
George: 10 or 12 little boys.
Me: Wow that's a lot.  What are you going to do with them?
George:  Play with them and go to outer space.  I wish I could go to outer space in this car right now.
(Then I pretended to press the outer space button and we flew through space all the way home).

(In the bathroom)
George: Moooooooooom (yelling for me from the toilet).
Me: yes George...
George: Come here I want to talk to you while I poop.
Me: (smiling) ooook...(I sit down on the rim of the tub)
George: Soooo...what do you know about poop?